how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
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