Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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