trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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