I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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