Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
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I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
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Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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