Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
its liver damage thursday
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