ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
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CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
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You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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