When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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