I'm lost and stupid without you.
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
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I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
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He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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