Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
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I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
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This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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