you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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