How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
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Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
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We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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