Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
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I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
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Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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