There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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