Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
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Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
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His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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