I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
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They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
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me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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