I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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