apparently the secret to your success is patron
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
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im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
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I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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