okay pat passed out under dana's car
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
i think i just lost a toe
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
