Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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