Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
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I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
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lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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