I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
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I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
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Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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