We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
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