I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
More tranny stories later!
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Randomize
