Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
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broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
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So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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