Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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