This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Randomize
