remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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