we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
