Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
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you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
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I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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