she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
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Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
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And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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