? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
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As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
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gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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