I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
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his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
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It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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