he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
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bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
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Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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