This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
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I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
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I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
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