found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
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I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
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It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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