awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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