At least make sure they are 18
Why
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
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Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
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All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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