...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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