I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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