You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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