He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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