Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
The upside of Thirsty Thursdaying with the client last night was that he was so hungover that he didn't want to spend time wrangling over the contract extension this morning.
Boss just said I'm getting a bonus for this. Want to celebrate our anniversary a week early tonight?
This is why I married you.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
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