If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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