You're so nebulous sometimes
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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