I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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