It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
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Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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