We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
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Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
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I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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