i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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