You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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