I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
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And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
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Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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