Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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