So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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